["American Errorist (I Hate Hate Haters)" plays]
EL HEFE: Gabba gabba hey, punk rock fans! This is El Hefe of NOFX, and I'm here to tell you about our brand new album: the War on Errorism! It's got 14 rockin' new songs, like this one:
["Separation of Church and Skate" plays]
But wait: there's more!
["13 Stitches" plays]
But wait: there's still more!
["Decom-poseur" plays]
There's still, still more!
["Jaw, Knee, Music" plays]
FAT MIKE: Dude ... that one didn't make the record.
EL HEFE: Oh. Well, how about this one:
["Glass War" plays]
FAT MIKE: That one didn't make the record, either.
EL HEFE: What about the classic "One Way Ticket to Fuckneckville?"
["One Way Ticket to Fuckneckville" plays]
FAT MIKE: Dude ... we're saving that one for Punk-O-Rama 28.
EL HEFE: Well, what about the one where I play the guitar lead?
["She's Nubs" plays]
And don't miss special guest vocalist, Eric Melvin!
ERIC MELVIN: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
EL HEFE: Once again, that's:
ERIC MELVIN: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
["American Errorist (I Hate Hate Haters)" plays]
EL HEFE: Well, there you go, punk rock fans. Don't forget to go out and get the new NOFX album, the War on Errorism, at an independent record store near you.
War On Errorism Commercial Lyrics performed by NOFX are property and copyright of the authors, artists and labels. You should note that War On Errorism Commercial Lyrics performed by NOFX is only provided for educational purposes only and if you like the song you should buy the CD