We're gonna have to slap the dirty little Jap
And Uncle Sam's the guy who can do it
We'll skin that streak of yellow from this sneaky little fellow
And he'll think a cyclone's struck him when we're through it
We'll take the double crosser to the old woodshed
We'll start on his bottom and we'll go to his head
When we get done with him, he'll wish that he was dead
We gotta slap the dirty little Jap
Uncle Sam's a man who's given a helpin' hand
To many a foreign lands; don't forget it!
But when somebody goes to trompin' on his toes
They'd better guard their nose or they'll regret it
We're gonna have to slap the dirty little Jap
And Uncle Sam's the guy who can do it
The Japs and all their hooey will be changed into chop suey
And the rising sun will set when we get through it
Their alibi for fighting is to save their face
For ancestors waiting in celestial space
We'll kick their precious face down to the other place
We gotta slap the dirty little Jap
We're gonna have to slap the dirty little Jap
And Uncle Sam's the guy who can do it
I wouldn't fool ya mister: He can raise an awful blister
And somebody's pants will burn before we're through it
We'll reach across the ocean and grab that yella Jap
And turn him upside down right on Democracy's lap
We'll blister his axis and do it with a snap!
We gotta slap the dirty little Jap
Uncle Sam is mild: As peaceful as a child
But never get him riled or you will rue it!
So now they wanna fight! Well they've bit off quite a bite!
And Uncle Sam is gonna make 'em chew it!
We're gonna have to slap the dirty little Jap
And Uncle Sam's the guy who can do it
'Cause it really is a feature when he starts to be a teacher
We can show you several pupils who've been through it
Uncle Sam believes in the Golden Rule
But when he's double crossed he's gotta kick like a mule!
We're warnin' Hilters tool: Uncle Sam's a fightin' fool!
We've gotta slap the dirty little Jap
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