Oh my god, Errin, look at her duckbutt, it's just so big
She looks like one of those scene guys, girlfriends
But who understands those scene guys, anyways
They only talk to her 'cuz
They saw her pic on makeoutclub.com
I mean, her duckbutt, it's just so big, I can't believe it
It's just so black and out there, gross
Look she's just so emo
Welcome to the record, I hope you like it
I make music in my bedroom and then I mic it
If you see me around at school
Tell me that you thought it was kind of cool
My name is Forrest and I'm tall and lanky
The girls always tell me 'You so stanky'
I've worn these jeans for the last four weeks
I've been too busy with my rhymin' techniques
Welcome to the record, I know you'll like it
I brought this football so that I could spike it
If you see me rhymin' and stealin'
Tell me good vibes is what you feelin'
My name is Jesse and I'm hot and steamy
Ladies always tell me 'You so dreamy'
I made these jeans look the way they do
And I'm corporate sponsored so 'I Do The Dew'
H to the E to the L L O
Hellogoodbye on the microphone
G double O D B Y E
I've got no rhythm and I can't sing
H to the E to the L L O
Hellogoodbye on the microphone
G double O D B Y E
I've got no rhythm and I can't sing, yeah
What?
Aw yea!
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