[Skit]
WILLIAM KAI: Yeah, then the bitch said “use a condom”, and I said “baby, there’s like 10 people left in existence, fuck does it matter?”
QUENTIN THOMAS: You didn’t say that
WILLIAM KAI: Man, yes I did
QUENTIN THOMAS: No, you didn’t
WILLIAM KAI: I’m a grown ass man, what? I’ma lie to you? I’ma lie?Alright, maybe I just thought it, but damn, she was just so butt naked I’d wrap up with a trash bag just to get it, you know what I’m saying?
THALIA: Guys, we seem to be approaching another ship
QUENTIN THOMAS: What?
WILLIAM KAI: Impossible
QUENTIN THOMAS: How far?
THALIA: 32 kilometers
QUENTIN THOMAS: Shit. HQ this is pilot Quentin Thomas, accompanied by my first man in charge of infantry William Kai of the Aquarius 3, come in, over
HEADQUARTERS: HQ here. What is it, Thomas?
QUENTIN THOMAS: My program has just informed me and my partner of another ship that’s now 31 kilometers out
HEADQUARTERS: Did you just say another ship?
WILLIAM KAI: Yeah, that's what he said, another fuckin' ship in the middle of space, man
THALIA: I’ve gathered information from the ship’s motherboard
HEADQUARTERS: Engage the ship
WILLIAM KAI: What?
QUENTIN THOMAS: Copy
THALIA: I’m receiving audio embedded in the ship’s distress signal
WILLIAM KAI: Man, why white people always gotta go investigating shit, man
QUENTIN THOMAS: Shut up Kai - Thalia, play that message
THALIA: You got it
CHRISTOPHER SMITH: This is Captain Christopher Smith of the Aquarius 1. The year is 2093. Time unknown. The entire crew is dead, and I fear these are my last hours. Whatever you do, do not come knocking
WILLIAM KAI: Aw, hell nah, we gotta get the fuck outta here man
QUENTIN THOMAS: HQ, engagement is a no go, permission of the Aquarius 3 to push through to Paradise?
HEADQUARTERS: Permission granted
WILLIAM KAI: Man thank God
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