Blake: You ain't Dolly
Ashley: And you ain't Porter
Blake: She's a little bit fuller
Ashley: And you're a whole lot shorter
Both: Let's dance all night and fill the jukebox full o' quarters
Blake: 'Cause you ain't Dolly
Ashley: No, and you ain't Porter
Ashley: Well, I noticed you right off the bat in those cowboy boots
Blake: Who couldn't help but see you in that rhinestone suit?
Ashley: That's 'cause I'm the reigning queen of karaoke night
Blake: Well, if I get drunk enough to sing, hell, I just might
Ashley: Hey now, don't you worry, cowboy, 'cause I'll get you through
Blake: We'll sing a cheating song just like they used to do
Blake: 'Cause you ain't Dolly
Ashley: And you ain't Porter
Blake: She's a little bit fuller
Ashley: And you're a whole lot shorter
Both: Let's drink all night and fill the jukebox full o' quarters
Blake: 'Cause you ain't Dolly
Ashley: No, and you ain't Porter
Ashley: You'll probably see me country singin' on The Voice someday
Blake: Yeah, and I'm the guy they wrote about in Fifty Shades o' Grey
Ashley: Why don't you come on back to my place and you can have your way
Blake: Well, baby, that sounds temptin', but I just can't stay
Ashley: Oh, we won first prize, cowboy, let's just split the dough
Blake: Honey, I will always love you, but we'll never know
Blake: 'Cause you ain't Dolly
Ashley: And you ain't Porter
Blake: She's a little bit fuller
Ashley: Yeah, and you're a whole lot shorter
Both: We danced all night: filled the jukebox full o' quarters
Blake: You ain't Dolly
Ashley: And you ain't Porter
Blake: No, you ain't Dolly
Ashley: And you ain't Porter
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