Popular Bob Rivers Lyrics
- What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells? Lyrics
- What If God Smoked Cannabis Lyrics
- A Visit From St. Nicholson Lyrics
- O Christmas Tree Lyrics
- 401k Lyrics
Bob Rivers Albums
Vault Volume 6 (2002)
- Caught Me One Handed Lyrics
- Feeling Boobies Lyrics
- Real Big Ladies Lyrics
- Busboy Lyrics
- Jugs Of Britney Lyrics
- You're No Angel Lyrics
- I Want My MP3 Lyrics
- Musical Ability Lyrics
- The Handicapped Can Lyrics
- Beaver Fever Lyrics
- Drinking Like Keith Moon Lyrics
- Gonads Lyrics
- It's In His Piss Lyrics
- Oops!...I Farted Again Lyrics
White Trash Christmas (2002)
- Aquaclaus Lyrics
- What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells? Lyrics
- Osama Got Run Over By A Reindeer Lyrics
- White Trash Christmas Lyrics
- The Little Hooters Girl Lyrics
- Be Claus I Got High Lyrics
- Not So Silent Night Lyrics
- Me And Mrs. Claus Lyrics
- Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas Lyrics
- Merry Christmas Allah Lyrics
- Shoppin' Around For A Christmas Tree Lyrics
- I'll Be Stoned For Christmas Lyrics
Turn Of The Century Tunes (2001)
- David Crosby's The Father Lyrics
- Lay Kenneth Lay Lyrics
- Dubya And The Red Chinese Lyrics
- The Dow Is Down Lyrics
- Underage Drinkin' Lyrics
- Dot Coms A-Closin' Lyrics
- The Osbourne Family Lyrics
- Ballad Of Gary Condit Lyrics
- Enron Lyrics
- Ballot Box Blues Lyrics
- Jesse Jackson's Thighs Lyrics
- Say Goodbye To The Bimbo Lyrics
- Gettin' Drunk With Jenna Bush Lyrics
- Millionaire Isle Lyrics
- Off The Dope Again Lyrics
- American Pie Eulogy Lyrics
- Will Elian Stay Or Go? Lyrics
- Martha Stewart My Dear Lyrics
Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire (2000)
- The Twisted Chipmunk Song Lyrics
- Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire Lyrics
- The Angel Lyrics
- Who Put The Stump? Lyrics
- Decorations Lyrics
- Carol Of The Bartenders Lyrics
- Christmas Party Song Lyrics
- Christmas Money (That's What I Want) Lyrics
- Pokéman Lyrics
- Goin' Up To Bethlehem Lyrics
- Homeless On The Holidays Lyrics
- He's So Jolly Lyrics
- Flu Ride Lyrics
- Santa Claus Is Foolin' Around Lyrics
- Stumpmaster Remix Lyrics
Crap Volume 2 (2000)
- He's Alive (Elvis) Lyrics
- Connie Chung Lyrics
- Whinin' And Complainin' Lyrics
- I Got Hitched Lyrics
- Totally Despicable Lyrics
- Bush Leaving Town Lyrics
- Smells Like Teeny Spirit Lyrics
- Your Mouth Is Like Sam Kinison Lyrics
- Rambo On Lyrics
- Johnny Was Good Lyrics
- Brand New Tan Lyrics
- Ross Perot, Jack Lyrics
- 401k Lyrics
- Ticket To The Eagles Lyrics
- Pickpocket People Lyrics
- Women In The Locker Room Lyrics
- Proud To Be An American Lyrics
- Crypto Lyrics
- Hussein Lyrics
- The Fondler Lyrics
- All I Want To Do Is Eat Lyrics
- Connie, Do You Want To Hear A Secret? Lyrics
- The Long and Boring Show Lyrics
- Diaper Days Lyrics
- Stop, Hey What's That Sound? Lyrics
- Gimme 12 Steps Lyrics
Vault Volume 2 (2000)
- Kosovo Lyrics
- Long Distance Company Lyrics
- I Can't Ski, Babe Lyrics
- Love In The Oval Office Lyrics
- Clinton's Tush Lyrics
- Mad Cow Disease Lyrics
- Soft And Loud Lyrics
- Buy A Truck Lyrics
- If We Only Had Some Food Lyrics
- L.A. Madam Lyrics
- Woody Likes 'Em Young Lyrics
- Plump Lyrics
- Buchanan Lyrics
- All In Fuhrman's Family Lyrics
- The Water Police Lyrics
- Leno Fellow Lyrics
- Hemmorhoids Lyrics
Vault Volume 1 (2000)
- Ignorant Man Lyrics
- Our Box Lyrics
- I'm A Weight Watcher Lyrics
- If You Wanna Be President Lyrics
- Instant Oatmeal Lyrics
- Shouldn't Touch This Lyrics
- Helen Keller Lyrics
- I Perspire Lyrics
- So Crappy Together Lyrics
- Grocery Line Lyrics
- As Beers Go By Lyrics
- America The Pitiful Lyrics
- Acid Rain Lyrics
- All My Songs Are Spoken Lyrics
- I've Got a Great Hairdo Lyrics
- OJ's Dirty Laundry Lyrics
- Model Son Lyrics
Twisted Tunes Vault Collection Vol. V (1999)
- We Buy The Tampons Lyrics
- Ally McBeal Lyrics
- Antidepressants Lyrics
- Cheeseburger With Parasites Lyrics
- Spacestation Oddity Lyrics
- The Girl With Emphysema Lyrics
- I Love Your Breasts The Way They Are Lyrics
- You Chesty Thing Lyrics
- Media Killed The Royalty Star Lyrics
- The No Smoking Song Lyrics
- Like A Serbian Lyrics
- Doggystyle Lyrics
- Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep Lyrics
- Gates Is Such A Rich Man Lyrics
- NFL Sundays (Always Get Me Down) Lyrics
Vol. 1-Best Of Twisted Tunes (1997)
- You Don't Smell Like Flowers Lyrics
- Take A Whack On The U.S. Side Lyrics
- Three Inch Tool Lyrics
- Downtown In The '90's Lyrics
- What An Ugly Man He Was Lyrics
- Minimum Wage Lyrics
- Free As A Turd Lyrics
- The Old Man (Is On The Commode) Lyrics
- Spinning Reel Lyrics
- PLO's & Israeli's Lyrics
- Middle Age Waistline Lyrics
- Strawberry Rehabs Forever Lyrics
- Baby Madonna Lyrics
- A** Hole Son Lyrics
- Magic Comet Ride Lyrics
More Twisted Christmas (1997)
- It's The Most Fattening Time Of The Year Lyrics
- Toy Sack Lyrics
- Police Stop My Car Lyrics
- Sled Zeppelin Lyrics
- Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Lyrics
- Parking Spaces Lyrics
- There's A Santa Who Looks A Lot Like Elvis Lyrics
- Jesus's Birthday Lyrics
- All You Need Is Elves Lyrics
- Buttcracker Suite Lyrics
- Hey You! Get Off My House Lyrics
- Holidaze (S'Cuze Me, I've Got Gifts To Buy) Lyrics
- Rummy Rocker Boy Lyrics
Vol. 2-Best Of Twisted Tunes (1997)
- Hello, I Love You (Let's Get Tested) Lyrics
- I'm Just A Singer In A Holiday Inn Lyrics
- What If God Smoked Cannabis Lyrics
- Beat Up Old Jetliner Lyrics
- Read It In The Tabloids Lyrics
- Mr. Magoo Lyrics
- When A Man Loves A Chicken Lyrics
- I Used To Rock And Roll All Night Lyrics
- Getting Fatter All The Time Lyrics
- I'm A Weight Watcher Lyrics
- Officer Fuhrman Lyrics
- OJ's Trial Thing Lyrics
- How It Feels (To Be Old) Lyrics
- Bowel Moves Lyrics
- Wrong Foot Amputated Lyrics
Twisted Tunes - Seattle (1996)
- Spotted Owl Song Lyrics
- Courtney Love Stinks Lyrics
- Californians Leavin' Lyrics
- Denny Way Lyrics
- They Call Him Vedder Lyrics
- Them Beans Lyrics
- West Seattle Girls Lyrics
- Governor Lowry Lyrics
- Lou Piniella Lyrics
- Fastballs Lyrics
- Reignman Lyrics
- Seahawk Fan Lyrics
- Highway To Bellevue Lyrics
- Stuffy Old Medina Lyrics
- Sea Lion Eats Tonight Lyrics
Twisted Tunes (1995)
- Wrong Foot Amputated Lyrics
- I Shot The White House Lyrics
- All I Wanna Do, Is Trash This Song Lyrics
- Hey Gingrich! Leave Our Lunch Alone Lyrics
- Newt's Lil' Sister Lyrics
- Bosnia Lyrics
- Bought It Up Lyrics
- Officer Fuhrman Lyrics
- Are They Gonna Fry OJ? Lyrics
- He's Walkin' Lyrics
- He's Free Lyrics
- Courtney Love Stinks Lyrics
- Strawberry Rehabs Forever Lyrics
- Wild Trial Lyrics
Twisted Tunes More Classics (1994)
- DWI Colorado Lyrics
- P.M.S. Lyrics
- I Don't Have Hair Anymore Lyrics
- Pick My Nose Again Lyrics
- Rock N Roll, Scooby Doo Lyrics
- Checkin' Into Betty Ford Lyrics
- Boys Night Out For Weiners Lyrics
- Does Anybody Really Know Where Bosnia Is? Lyrics
- Cirrhosis Of The Liver Lyrics
- Please Don't Shoot Mr. Postman Lyrics
- Take Some Lessons (Learn Some New Chords) Lyrics
- I Got No Thrill (From Anita Hill) Lyrics
- Bugs On The Windshield Lyrics
- I Wanna Be Enlisted Lyrics
- Some Kind Of Wonderdrug Lyrics
I Am Santa Claus (1993)
- There's Another Santa Claus Lyrics
- Walkin 'Round In Women's Underwear Lyrics
- I Am Santa Claus Lyrics
- Manger 6 Lyrics
- O Little Town Of Bethlehem Lyrics
- I Came Upon A Roadkill Deer Lyrics
- Teddy The Red-Nosed Senator Lyrics
- Grahbe Yahbalz Lyrics
- A Letter To Santa Lyrics
- Jingle Hells Bells Lyrics
- The Kids Lyrics
- The Magical Kingdom Of Claus Lyrics
- The 'What's It To Ya' Chorus Lyrics
- Didn't I Get This Last Year? Lyrics
- The Under Tree World Of Jacques Cousteau Lyrics
- O Christmas Tree Lyrics
Twisted Tunes Classics (1993)
- Clean The Aquarium Lyrics
- Inflatable Woman Lyrics
- Honda Accord Lyrics
- People Get Famous Lyrics
- Rap's Not Even Music Lyrics
- Protection Lyrics
- Whiny Sappy People Lyrics
- Back In A U.S. Made Car Lyrics
- Roseanne Lyrics
- Who Blew That Smell? Lyrics
- Burgers On The Grill Lyrics
- Burned On The Bar-B-Q Lyrics
- Princess Di Lyrics
- Clean The Cat Box Lyrics
Twisted Christmas (1990)
- The Twelve Pains Of Christmas Lyrics
- The Chimney Song Lyrics
- We Wish You Weren't Living With Us Lyrics
- Wreck The Malls Lyrics
- A Visit From St. Nicholson Lyrics
- O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads Lyrics
- I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa Lyrics
- The Restroom Door Said, "Gentlemen" Lyrics
- Foreigners Lyrics
- Joy To The World Lyrics
- A Message From The King Lyrics
Other Releases
- 12 Days Of Layoffs Lyrics
- 96 Beers Lyrics
- Add Lyrics
- Cats In The Kettle Lyrics
- Cheney's Got A Gun Lyrics
- Don't Vote For Nader Lyrics
- Dr. Jack Lyrics
- George Bush Told Lies Lyrics
- Janet's Coconut Lyrics
- Marv Bites Lyrics
- Most Caffeine You've Ever Seen Lyrics
- Oxycontin Eater Lyrics
- Vatican Man Lyrics
- Frosty The Pervert Lyrics
Other Songs
- I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa (When I Get Out On Parole) Lyrics
- The Restroom Door Said, Gentlemen Lyrics
- Windows 95 Sucks! Lyrics
- With Legs Wide Open Lyrics
- 12 Days Of Layoffs Lyrics
- 96 Beers Lyrics
- Add Lyrics
- Cats In The Kettle Lyrics
- Cheney's Got A Gun Lyrics
- Don't Vote For Nader Lyrics
- Dr. Jack Lyrics
- George Bush Told Lies Lyrics
- Janet's Coconut Lyrics
- Marv Bites Lyrics
- Most Caffeine You've Ever Seen Lyrics
- Oxycontin Eater Lyrics
- Vatican Man Lyrics
- Frosty The Pervert Lyrics