The elderly association from Klazienaratjetoe(*1)
They got a note, they were invited to come on TV
With a full bus to the âVakantieman'(*2)
They made it a nice and cosy day
Everyone with new cloths and everyone happy
After they drove for 3 hours, they arrived
They needed to sit quickly, close to each other
The director called: âAll shut up
Don't squint in the camera and applause is obliged
When I wave with my papers the hands hit eachotherâ¦
The elderly association got flags and they needed to wave them
But Aunt Mien had asthma and begun coughing
And during the commercials Aunt Mien was taken out of the audience
âF**k off, bitch, you failed in your behaviorâ
The elderly association needed to song too, some kind of national anthem
But Uncle Jan without dentures, he couldn't do that
The director didn't knew no pardon, and Uncle Jan was shown the door
This is TV man, no stupid day out
Applause cattle, do you want to clap?
Hands hit each other, 1, 2 hupsakee(*3)
Applause cattle, grieve on TV
Hands hit each other, 1, 2 hupsakee
I can cry about it, I get sick of it
Take those scandal programs with that curding audience
Jan f**ked his mother, and Kees the dog
I don't give a f**k, so shut up
Even worse is Hansje with his âRad van Fortuin'(*4)
And I'm not even talking about those pizza's of âvan Duin'(*5)
Laugh and clap, 1, 2, on commando
Your dog is better in it, âapport' the boss Fernando!(*6)
The elderly association from Klazinaratjetoe
Was that day more dead than tired
Uncle Jan and Aunt Mien had enough
They will never go to the âvakantieman' againâ¦
(*1 Klazinaratjetoe is just a fictional town)
(*2 âDe Vakantieman' is an old Dutch program. Translated: âThe Holiday guyâ)
(*3 Hupsakee isn't really a Dutch word. It's pretty hard to explain. You can say it to children when you help them up a bike or a horse. A bastardized word which means something like âthere you go' )
(*4 âRad van Fortuin' is an old Dutch game show. Translated: âThe Wheel of Fortuneâ)
(*5 âAndré van Duin' is a famous Dutch comedian. One of his characters is the pizza man)
(*6 âApport' is what you say to your dog when you throw a stick)
Applause Cattle Lyrics performed by Heideroosjes are property and copyright of the authors, artists and labels. You should note that Applause Cattle Lyrics performed by Heideroosjes is only provided for educational purposes only and if you like the song you should buy the CD