Did you say it was black tie?
I lost a button, but it fits just fine
Remind me what time
Do you kids still high five?
Cool Dad is fun, Cool Dad's your favorite guy!
Watch me on the floor
Ball and Chain, what would I be
Without this weight that's pullin' me?
Down and out and back again
Don't ask me
Don't ask me
So I'm givin' you these keys
Ten minutes more, no matter what I say
Than the Irish goodbye
The seat's up too far
Back roads I'm spinning with the starry sky
Pour me out at home
Ball and Chain, what would I be
Without this weight that's pullin' me?
Down and out and back again
Don't ask me
Don't ask me
I'm a little bit surprised
I sleep for 50 years, and you're still here
Takin' up my side
And the sun moves so fast
Too bright to see, too bright to look too long
Open up my eyes
Ball and Chain, what would I be
Without this weight that's pullin' me?
Down and out and back again
Don't ask me
Don't ask me
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