Ah Miss G Mary won't you C please G come home from D(7) China.
Bring a G bottle of whisky and a C tin cup G for your D(7) teeth.
Em Don't you sneak D into the G back door C wearing some D(7) disguise.
Em Knock on the D front door in G view of the C Temperance D(7) Guild.
Ah Miss Mary won't you please come home cause I miss ya.
Your old spinster sister don't always give good advice.
Look at her she's in love with that drunken bandy-legged sheriff.
He'll unzip her pantsuit, but never leave his fat wife
CHORUS:
Ah Miss Em Mary won't you B please come home from C China.
A Come home from G China.
D Come home from C China Am6.
REPEAT CHORUS
Now that fake old beatnik poet the volunteer fireman.
He don't care if you come, he don't like I do.
He's in love with his dog and all his volunteer fireman.
And he is afraid to let the end of his versus rhyme.
REPEAT CHORUS x2
Em
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