If I could walk
I'd be a miner
If I could talk
I'd be a preacher
If I was a preacher
Tell you what, I'd save a million souls, even you
If I was a miner
Tell you what
I'd be a damn good one
This ain't a record
Neither a joke
Got us all worked up
And left us naked out here in the sun
But who could say it's sad?
I attach no importance to it
Just because of my hand
Just because of my shriveled little hand
I could be a baseball player
Doesn't surprise me now
Even though we had a map
Took three days to find
Local redneck stare
Taylor from Pizmo
At the dog and pony show
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