Get on your feet and do the Funky Alfonzo
Father Vivian O'Blivion resplendent in his frock
Was whipping up the batter for the pancakes of his flock
He was looking rather bleary, he forgot to watch the clock
'Cause the night before, behind the door
A leprechaun had stroked, yes
The night before, behind the door
A leprechaun had stroked (He stroked it)
The night before, behind the door
A leprechaun had stroked his
Sma-... (stroked his smock)
Which set him off in such a frenzy
He sang "Lock Around The Crock"
And he topped it off with a
And he topped it off with a
And he topped it off with a
Wooh
Wooh
Wooh
As he stumbled on his
He was delighted as it stiffened
And ripped right through his sock
Oh, St. Alfonzo would be proud of me
He shouted down the block
Dominus Vo-bisque 'em
Et come spear a tu-tu, oh
Won't you eat my sleazy pancakes
Just for Saintly Alfonzo
They're so light and fluffy white
We'll raise a fortune by tonight
They're so light and fluffy white
We'll raise a fortune by tonight
They're so light and fluffy brown
They're the finest in the town
They're so light and fluffy brown
They're the finest in the town
Good morning, Your Highness (ooh)
I brought you your snow shoes (ooh)
Good morning, Your Highness (ooh)
I brought you your snow shoes
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