I've been trying to fit in
To my new body and my new skin
I can twerk with the best of them
I've got that figured out
Where's my Barry Manilow
I need something soft to soothe my soul
When I turn on the radio all I wanna do is shout
Doctor says I need clarity
Prozac for stability
Valium for my sanity
And hormones to keep world peace
Menopause is just like Oz
I cry and laugh just because
The flying monkeys in my brain
Where ruby slippers and drink champagne
Hey! goes the rockin' rollers
Hey! goes the storytellers
Hey! goes the crowd
Born to be wild!
Hey! Let' em sing
Hey! I do my own thing
Hey! Let freedom ring
With fifty shades of hey!
Middle age
Bring it on!
Get it on! Bang a gong!
I get a hot flash
Then I'm cold
I'd laugh but my bladder won't hold
My neck has been descending
Chin hairs seem to have no ending
Gravity can take my face
'Cause a mammogram will put me back in place
Hey!
My hair turned curly and my skin got weird
I have sideburns growing out of my ears
My feet hurt in every pair of shoes
But I get back up when I get the blues
I won't be cast aside
I've paid my dues to enjoy this ride
I'm all woman there's no doubt
I don't settle for less
I live out loud!
Hey!
I bought my cheaters in excess
Until I failed my driving test
I may be blind but I feel blessed
To see what matters and ignore the rest
From hip dysplasia to rosacea
Nothing in the world can phase a
No drama middle-aged momma
Tellin' it like it is!
I'm fifty frames into the show
I'm wise in ways you do not know
I'm fifty shades inside my soul
Born to be wild
Hey! goes the rockin' rollers
Hey! goes the storytellers
Hey! goes the crowd
Born to be wild!
Hey! Let 'em sing
Hey! I do my own thing
Hey! Let freedom ring
With fifty shades of hey!
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