Well, I'd never sleep with your ex-girlfriend
Even if she starts to flirt with me again
Allow me apologize for my slightly wicked thoughts
'Cause that's the kind of friend that you've got
If a fight breaks out and you're the cause of it
In some redneck bar where you've been talking shit
I would not forsake you later in that parking lot
'Cause that's the kind of friend that you've got
Well, through the laughter and the tears
We go stumbling through the years
A bit dysfunctional well folks might say
Well, I've got the dirt on you
Hey, I've got plenty on you too
So I pray we stay together all our days
So when you're on a date and you finally bring that girl home
You put a little Captain Beefheart on the stereo and you disconnect the phone
Then I show up drunk and raving and then I pass out on the spot
'Cause that's the kind of friend that you've got
Well, through the laughter and the tears
We go stumbling through the years
A bit dysfunctional well folks might say
You can say that again
Well, I've got the dirt on you
Hey, I've got plenty on you too
So I pray we stay together all our days
Oh, dear Lord
Yeah, I pray we stay together all our days
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