One day I sang an aria
that caused a hernia
it was a massive bulge
to the doctor I divulged
that I still had to play
though it caused me massive pain
I wont throw in the towel
just please hold in my bowels
I love my hernia belt
I love my hernia belt
it'll keep my guts inside me
til the end of the show
I've got a little friend down there (not that one)
a different little friend down there
a better one you can't find
to hold in your intestines
a high fashion wrap
that hits beneath the belt
I don't cause a fuss
in velcro I do trust
I love my hernia belt
I love my hernia belt
it'll keep my guts inside me until
I have my surgery
what are they gonna shave
what are they gonna save
when they fix my hernia
hope the doctor doesnt slip
when he cuts into my skin
I just want to piss in one direction!
now I love my hernia repair
I love my hernia repair
it'll kep my guts inside me for the rest of my life
Hernia Belt Lyrics performed by The Arrogant Worms are property and copyright of the authors, artists and labels. You should note that Hernia Belt Lyrics performed by The Arrogant Worms is only provided for educational purposes only and if you like the song you should buy the CD