Girl 1: Hi! Who is this?
Girl 2: Hello? Is this a message machine?
Girl 1: I gotta go fart! I'm farting.
Girl 2: Who is this?
Girl 1: I farted.
Girl 2: Who is this?
Girl 1: That's Kelsey.
Girl 2: No! Hi Katelyn. Hi Katelyn.
Girl 1: I'm not Katelyn. I'm Kelsey.
Girl 2: Katelyn?
Girl 1: Not to you I'm Kelsey.
Girl 2: Hi Kelsey. You sound like Katelyn.
Girl 1: I'm not. I'm Kelsey.
Girl 2: Then talk in your regular voice.
Girl 1: No!
Girl 2: I'm wondering where you are.
Girl 1: Where am I?
Girl 2: In mom and dad's room.
Girl 1: Oh yes I am! It smells in here because I farted.
Girl 2: Okay I'm leaving.
Girl 1: Okay bye! Hello.
Girl 2: (don't know what she said)
Girl 1: I farted again. I fucked it.
Girl 2: Hello?
Girl 1: Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. (dials phone)
Girl 2: Who you calling?
Girl 1: Pineapple (?)
Girl 2: Kelsey you still on the phone?
Girl 1: Yup.
Girl 2: Stay on.
Girl 1: Stay on?
Hi, I'm Kelsey Lyrics performed by Guided By Voices are property and copyright of the authors, artists and labels. You should note that Hi, I'm Kelsey Lyrics performed by Guided By Voices is only provided for educational purposes only and if you like the song you should buy the CD