Good morning, miss
Can I help you, son?
Sixteen today and up for fun
I'm a big boy now or so they say
So if you'll serve I'll be on my way
Box of balloons with a featherlight touch
Pack of party poppers that pop in the night
A toothbrush and hairspray, plastic grin
Mrs. Clay on the corner has just walked in
Welcome to the house of fun, now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den, temptation's on its way
Welcome to the house of
N-n-n-n-no, no Miss, you misunderstood
Sixteen, big boy, full pint in my manhood
I'm up to date and the date's today
So if you'll serve I'll be on my way
Welcome to the house of fun, now I've come of age
Welcome to the lion's den, temptation's on its way
Welcome to the house of fun
I'm sorry, son, but we don't stock
Party gimmicks in this shop
Try 'The House Of Fun' it's quicker if you run
This is a chemist, not a joke shop
Party hats, simple enough, clear
Comprehendez? savvy? understand? do you hear?
A pack or party hats with the coloured tips
Too late gorgon's heard gossip
Well hello, Joe
Hello, Miss Clay
Many happy returns from the day
Welcome to the house of fun, now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den, temptation's on its way
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the house of fun, now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den, temptation's on its way
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the house of fun, now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
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