Well, I know there's never been a man in the awful shape I'm in
I can't even spell my name, my head's in such a spin
I tried to eat a steak today with a big old tablespoon
You got me chasin' rabbits, walkin' on my hands, and howlin' at the moon
Well, shug, I took one look at you and it almost drove me mad
And then I even went and lost what little sense I had
Now I can't tell the day from night, I'm crazy as a loon
You got me chasin' rabbits, pullin' out my hair, and howlin' at the moon
Some friends of mine asked me to go out on a huntin' spree
'Cause there ain't a hound dog in the state that can hold a light to me
I ate three bones for dinner today and tried to tree a 'coon
You got me chasin' rabbits, scratchin' on fleas, and howlin' at the moon
Well, I rode my horse to town today and a gas pump we did pass
I pulled 'im up and I hollered, "Whoa!", and said, "Fill 'im up with gas"
A man picked up a monkey wrench and WHAM!, he changed my tune
You got me chasin' rabbits, spittin' out teeth, and howlin' at the moon
Well, I never thought in this old world a fool could fall so hard
But honey baby, when I fell the whole world must have jarred
I think I'd quit my doggish ways if you'd take me for your groom
You got me chasin' rabbits, pickin' out rings, and howlin' at the moon
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