As some day it may happen that a victim must be found
I've got a little list
I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground
And who never would be missed
They never would be missed
There's weightlifters and bodybuilders, people of that sort
Bank robbers who retire to Spain, the minute they get caught
Bishops who don't believe in God, chief constables who do
Or people who host chat shows and the guests who's on them too
And customs men who fumbling through your underwear insist
I don't think they'd be missed
I'm sure they'd not be missed
He's got them on the list
He's got them on the list
And they'll none of them be missed
They'll none of them be missed!
There's the people with pretentious names like Justin, Trish and Rolfe
And the gynecologist
I've got him on the list!
All muggers, joggers, buggers, floggers, people who play golf
They never would be missed
They never would be missed
All waitresses who make you wait, accountants of all kinds
And actresses who kiss and tell and wiggle their behinds
And poncey little singers who to entertain us try
By dressing up like women and by singing far too high
And who on close observance must be either stoned or pissed
I don't think they'd be missed
I'm sure they'd not be missed
He's got them on the list
He's got them on the list
And they'll none of them be missed
They'll none of them be missed!
There's the beggars who write letters from the Inland Revenue
And the gossip columnist
I've got him on the list!
All critics and comedians and opera singers too
They'd none of 'em be missed
They'd none of 'em be missed
All traffic wardens, bankers, men who sell Venetian blinds
All advertising chappies and Australians of all kinds
And nasty little editors, whose papers are the pits
Who fill their rags with gossip and with huge and floppy writs
And girls who sell the stories of the Tories they have kissed
But you must have got the gist
There's none of them be missed
You may put them on the list
You may put them on the list
And they'll none of them be missed
They'll none of them be missed!
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