It started at a bus stop in the middle of nowhere
Sitting beside me was a man with no hair
From the look on his face to the size of his toes
He'd come from a place that nobody knows
Oh, maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating
Letting this big-toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky
Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating
If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why
I've been sitting here too long
By a man from Milwaukee
He's been talking too long
On his yellow walkie-talkie
He's talking to Mars
But I think he's wacky
He says they'll come get him
Come get him someday
He says where he's from is called Albertane
There they use more than ten percent of their brain
But you couldn't tell it from they way they behave
They run around in underwear and they never shave
Oh, maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating
Letting this big-toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky
Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating
If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why
I've been sitting here too long
By a man from Milwaukee
He's been talking too long
On his yellow walkie-talkie
He's talking to Mars
But I think he's wacky
He says they'll come get him
Come get him someday
"This is Mother Bird calling Baby Bird,
Baby Bird, come in, Baby Bird!
For the love of Pete come in!
This is Baby Bird, sorry I was watching Court TV!
Do you copy, do you copy?
Of course we copy, 24 hours a day, in color!!!!!!"
You wouldn't believe me if I told you the rest
The man sitting by me who was just barely dressed
Flew off to Milwaukee or perhaps Albertane
And left me at the bus stop just barely insane
Oh, maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating
And if you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why
I've been sitting here too long
Thinking 'bout Milwaukee
I've been talking too long
On my yellow walkie talkie
I'm talking to Mars
You might think I'm wacky
I know they'll come get me
Come get me someday
I know they'll come get me
And take me away
I know they'll come get me
Come get me someday
If not tomorrow
Then maybe today
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