Gaston
You've been dreaming, just one dream
Nearly all your life
Hoping, scheming, just one theme:
Will you be a wife?
Will you be some he-man's property?
Good news
That he-man's me
This equation, girl plus man
Doesn't help just you
On occasion, women can
Have their uses too
Mainly to extend the fam'ly tree
Pumpkin, extend with me
Gaston
We'll be raising sons galore
Belle
Inconceivable
Gaston
Each built six foot four
Belle
Unbelievable
Gaston
Each stuffed with ev'ry Gaston gene
Belle
I'm not hearing this
Gaston
You'll be keeping house with pride
Belle
Just incredible
Gaston
Oh so gratified
Belle
So unweddable
Gaston
That you are a part of this idyllic scene
spoken:
Picture this: A rustic hunting lodge, my latest kill roasting over the fire, my little wife massaging my feet, while the little
Ones play on the floor with the dogs. We'll have six or seven
Belle
Dogs?
Gaston
No, Belle
Strapping boys... like me
Belle
Imagine that
Gaston
I can see that we will share
All that love implies
We shall be a perfect pair
Rather like my thighs
You are face to face with destiny
All roads lead to...
The best things in life are...
All's well that ends with me
Escape me?
There's no way
Certain as "Do, Re"
Belle, when you marry...
spoken:
So Belle, what would it be?
Is it "yes", or is it "oh, yes"?
Belle
I... I just don't deserve you
Gaston
Who does? ME
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