His heart organ was where it should be, his brain was in his arse. His hand was well out of his pocket, his psyche's in the hearth
Had a beard, which was weird, some time ago. Heard Ramones in '81, has a Spanish guitar
Real ale, curry as well, sophisticate. Spanish guitar doesn't get far in computer teaching job
His dreamgirl sings adverts for the Weetabix. A fancied wit that's imitation of Rumpole of Bailey
Whose causes and rags were phoenix-like? They were do-do like, they were comfort blanket-type
Pho-do in fact, Pho-do in fact, Pho-do in fact, Pho-do in fact
He had a weak pisser. And one night at darts match, decadent sandwich quaff
He showed he was a big fan of double entendre, saw Not the Nine O'Clock News History of the World Part One
Twice each at least, twice each at least, twice each at least
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