I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital.
I see him most every day.
And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung,
This is what I hear him say:
(deep breathing)
Y'know, Mr. Frump is my very best friend.
He's never a chump or a tease.
He never tells me lies and best of all,
He never disagrees.
I bring him candy and flowers every afternoon,
Sit down by his side and say "Hi".
And then I ask him his opinion of the world situation,
And I wait for Mr. Frump's reply.
And Mr. Frump would say:
(deep breathing)
Well, unfortunately, soon it came to be
Mr. Frump's dying day.
So, now I bring to you the very last thing
That Mr. Frump had to say....
(deep breathing, that fades and dies off)
Amen.
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