Pass the pen there Billy Bob,
I'll write us up a song
or perhaps I'll pen a sonnet,
if the melody sits all wrong
Hand me down a crayon,
and I'll draw a mighty oak,
'cause of all my brother Masons,
I'm the quickest with a joke
Catch me in the right light,
you'll see my shape's shaped to please
and if I shank my trousers down,
I'm hung just above the knee
You may have difficulty catchin' breath
when you hear my weighty name
I'm the one that told you, told you so,
they calls me Puddin' Taine
Yes, they calls me Puddin' Taine
Step on up to dance the dance
and touch the hand that heals
Like the tallest hog on Wall Street,
I'm a-wheelin' all the deals
They'll carve my face in marble,
they'll etch my name in stone
They'll paint my noble portrait
and historify my home
You may have difficulty catchin' breath
when you hear my weighty name
I'm the one that told you, told you so,
they calls me Puddin' Taine
Yes, they calls me Puddin' Taine
They calls me Puddin' Taine
Woo-hoo!
Woo-hoo!
Pass the pen there Billy Bob,
I'll write us up a song
or perhaps I'll pen a sonnet,
if the melody sits all wrong
Hand me down a crayon,
and I'll draw a mighty oak,
'cause of all my brother Masons,
I'm the quickest with a joke
Catch me in the right light,
you'll see my shape's shaped to please
and if I shank my trousers down,
I'm hung just above the knee
You may have difficulty catchin' breath
when you hear my weighty name
I'm the one that told you so
and they calls me Puddin' Taine
Yes, they calls me Puddin' Taine (repeat 5 more times)
Woo-hoo! (repeat 3 more times)
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