Putin puttin' his pants on
One leg at a time
You mean he's just like a regular fellow, huh?
He ain't nothin' like a regular fellow!
Putin puttin' his hat on
Hat size number nine
You sayin' Putin's gettin' big-headed?
Putin's head's just fine
He can drive his giant tractor
Across the Trans-Siberian plain
He can power a nuclear reactor
With the left side of his brain
And when he take his shirt off
He drive the ladies crazy
And when he take his shirt off
Make me wanna be a lady
It's the Putin Girls!
Putin if you put it when you
Put it where you put it
Putin if you put it
Will you put it next to me
Putin if you put it when you
Put it where you put it
Putin if you put it
Will you put it next to me
Now Putin hates the Putin Girls
'Cause he hates vulgarity
And he loves his mother country
And he loves his family
He and his ex-wife, Lyudmila
Are riding along the shore of the beautiful new Russian Black Sea
Let's listen in
A great man is speaking
We fought a war for this?
I'm almost ashamed
The Mediterranean
Now there's a resort worth fighting for
If only the Greeks or the Turks
Would start to sniff around
I'd bring the hammer down
So quick their woolly heads would spin
Woolly head, woolly head, woolly head
Wait a minute, even better
What if the Kurds got in the way?
Hey! Curds and whey, curds and whey
Sometimes a people is greater than their leader
Germany, Kentucky, France
Sometimes a leader towers over his country
One shot at glory, they don't get a second chance
I dragged these peasants kicking and screaming
Into the 21st century
I thought we'd make it
I must've been dreaming
These chicken farmers and fire clerks gonna be the death of me
I can't do it
Sure you can
I can't do it
Yeah you can
What makes you say that, girls?
Tell you why. 'Cause you're the Putin man!
Who whipped Napoleon?
We did!
Who won World War II?
The Americans!
That's a good one, ladies
It's our turn to sit in the comfy chair
And you're the man gonna get us there!
I don't know, Lenin couldn't do it
I don't know, Stalin couldn't do it
They couldn't do it
Why do you think I can?
You're gonna lead our people to the Promised Land
You're right, Goddamn
I'm the Putin man
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