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St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast Lyrics

Yes indeed, here we are
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the margarine
An' widdled on the Bingo cards in lieu of the latrine

I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
Why she was totally chenille
And her old man was a Marine

As she abused a sausage patty
And said, "Why don't you treat me mean?"
(Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, ooh)
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
(Hah! Good God! Get off the bus)
Where I stole the margarine

Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Ooh ah

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