Remember when...
Online was where you hung the wash
And a megabyte was a really big nosh
And if it was a virus you got
You went to the doctor and got a shot, uhhh.
Internet or interface
Download, upload, database
Pixel, shmixle, cyber speak
They may as well be speaking greek!
Once... a floppy disk meant you had a bum back
A hack drove a cab
And a burgral was a mac
Modems, chat rooms, dos and dots
A mouse in your pad, that's why we had cats
Nowadays... you need a degree from mit
To operate your own tv
I used to find a channel quicker
When all you needed was one clicker
Listen, I don't mean to bicker
But now my clicker has a clicker
And each new clicker makes me sicker
If I could only find a clicker
To turn all the clickers off!!!
The Clicker Blues Lyrics performed by Barbra Streisand are property and copyright of the authors, artists and labels. You should note that The Clicker Blues Lyrics performed by Barbra Streisand is only provided for educational purposes only and if you like the song you should buy the CD