The mustard musketeers
Traveled the world calming the fears
Of the ladies in waiting
'Twas a glorious time of
Swords and swoons and magic harpoons
And white horseback riding
Oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa, hey
Oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa, hey
Oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa, hey
Oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa, heyyy
The mustard musketeers
Huffed and puffed, till they puffed away
Everyone's sorrows
Then they rode away
Into directionless dust
And no one could say
Where they'd end up tomorrow
Oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa, hey
Oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa, hey
Oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa, hey
Oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa, heyyy
The time went by and
They got older
Skies got hotter and
Days got colder
It's paper or plastic or
Paper or plastic or
Paper or plastic or
Paper or plastic
So the mustard musketeers
Scaled their last castle wall and went in
Undercover
One went in dressed like a priest
One went as a gardener, and one
Went in as a
Flower
Oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa, hey
Oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa, hey
Oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa, hey
Oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa, hey
Oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa, hey
Oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa, hey
Oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa, hey
Oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa, hey
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