If the toilet blows I'll fix it
If the AC goes I'm gone
It came in on the Mayflower
With a rattle and a hum
You can hang up on me
You can call this dumb
I'm on my way to Chardonnay
And acting like a bum
It's your way or the highway
I'd rather do it my way
Even though I haven't
Thought a damn thing through
I'm a woman on a mission
To change my disposition
I'd bet on me to win
If I were you
I'd bet on me to win
If I were you
The bathroom wall at Buc-ee's
Seemed to say it all
I don't remember what I read
It's the feeling I recall
I got my big girl panties on
But now and then they bunch
My laundry's on the table
My words can pack a punch
It's your way or the highway
I'd rather do it my way
Even though I haven't
Thought a damn thing through
I'm a woman on a mission
To outlive my disposition
I'd bet on me to win
If I were you
I'd bet on me to win
If I were you
Our old house is talkin' loud and clear
It's gonna bleed us dry
Dogs are barkin at the deer
And sirens wail on by
Your jeans are on the clothesline
They walked out on their own
I swear you'd never change your pants
If you lived alone
The freezer had a melt down
The septic needs a pump
It's football time on TV
You'll sit there like a stump
You can take the easy chair
I'll take my happy pills
Down 'em with some Chardonnay
And tackle all our bills
It's your way or the highway
I'd rather do it my way
Even though I haven't
Thought a damn thing through
I'm a woman on a mission
To change my disposition
I'd bet on me to win
If I were you
So shut your pie hole
And see my point of view
I'd bet on me to win
If I were you
I'd bet on me to win
If I were you
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