My life is brilliant...
Spoken
What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I-
Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?
Okay, now? Now?
Sang
My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
Really ain't impressin' me
You're sufferin' from delusions of
Adequacy
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true
Never had a date
That you couldn't inflate
And you smell repulsive too
What a bummer bein' you
Well you just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls you
"Farty pants"
But you'll always have a job, well I mean
As long as you still can work that Slurpee machine
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true
You're half-undressed
Eatin' chips off your chest
While you're playin' Halo 2
No one's classier than you
La la la la
La la la la
La la la la loser
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true
Your dog would much rather
Play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom and you're forty-two
Guess you'll never grow a clue
Well, it just sucks to be you
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