Three blind rats, See how they run
Hitler, Benito, and then the Jap
They all started out with a yip and a yap
And they all wound up with their tails in a trap
Three blind rats
From Newfoundland to Guadalcanal
The Yankees chased the Axis
Rootie-toot-toot they give 'em the boot
(Whoot!) goes the Axis
A heel and a toe and a pokio
Doolittle do'ed it to Tokio
Booted 'em on their hidey-ho
(Whoot!) goes the Axis
Mother Goose is busy
Keepin' up with the times
The world has gone so dizzy
She's had ta rewrite her nursery rhymes
London bridge is all blowed up
So the Germans say
And Yankee Doodle came to town
Should now be sung this way:
Oh, Adolf Hitler came to town
Ridin' on a cannon
Yankee Doodle turned him 'round
And gave his pants a fannin'
They chased him here
They chased him there
And got him in position
Stuck a pitchfork where they should
And hurt his intuition
Good morning Schicklgruber
Why did you break so soon?
You swore that you would rule the world
And maybe the stars and moon
What happened to that super race
You had in Thirty-nine?
Mein Kampf has backfired in your face
And trickled down your spine
Oh vere oh vere is that Rudolph Hess
Oh vere, oh vere can he be?
I sent him to England a long time ago
I vonder if he stayed for tea?
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun when the German run
From a great big Russian sleigh
Oh jingle bells, jingle bells
Look at them Russians grin
They're dreamin' of a Red Christmas
Marchin' through Berlin
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