Hoorah! Hoorah! I shout the jubilee
Hoorah! Hoorah! The army's the life for me
My uniform is a masterpiece
The seat of my pants looks like a valise
I smile at a girl and she hollers, "police!"
I'm in the army now
Hoorah! Hoorah! I shout with all my might
Hoorah! Hoorah! I had a sweet dream last night
I stood with a maid in a beautiful place
And breathed perfume of ribbons and lace
And then I woke up with a foot in my face
I'm in the army now
I'm in the army now and not behind a plow
I don't give a switch if I never get rich
I'm in the army now
I though I would be awhile
But I fumbled the deal somehow
Got a permanent lease on kitchen police
I'm in the army now
Hoorah! Hoorah! They gave me the bayonet drill
Hoorah! Hoorah! We charged right up the hill
The captain yelled, I stood in a trance
The guy behind began to advance
And airconditioned the seat of my pants
I'm in the army now
I'm in the army now
I'm really the cat's meow
I give commands to the pots and pans
I'm in the army now
I'm graceful as a cow
But I'm serving my country, and how
Serving canteens full of bacon and beans
I'm in the army now
Hoorah! Hoorah! My pants are as big as a barn
Hoorah! Hoorah! The sergeant don't give a darn
He says my pants are up to par
I say they ain't, but he says they are
They're not too big, I'm in 'em too far
I'm in the army now
Hoorah! Hoorah! Hoorah for the infantry
Hoorah! Hoorah! For a gun that was bigger than me
Too fat to fight, too slow to run
Too awkward to handle a sword or gun
And the sergeant yelled
"Now look what you've done"
I'm in the army now
Hoorah! Hoorah! I shout the jubilee
Hoorah! Hoorah! A hero I would be
I promised my girl when last I wrote
I'd get me a medal to pin on my coat
But captain said, "nerts!" End of quote
I'm in the army now
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