The sun comes up, an' the sun goes down
The hands on the clock keep goin' aroun'
I just get up and it's time to lay down
Life gits tee-jus, don't it?
My shoe's untied, but I don't care
I ain't figurin' on goin' nowhere
I'd have t'wash an' comb my hair
An' that's just wasted effort
Water in the well, gittin' lower an' lower
Can't take a bath for six months more
But I've heard it said--an' it's true I'm sure
That too much bathin' will weaken ya
I open the door an' the flies swarm in
I shut the door an' I'm sweatin' ag'in
An in the process, I cracked m' shin
Jus' one durn thing after another
Ol' brown mule, he must be sick
I jabbed him in the rump with a pin on a stick
He humped his back, but he would't kick
There's somethin' cockeyed somewhere
A mouse chawin' on the pantry door
He's been at it for a month or more
When he gets through he'll sure be sore
'Cause there ain't a durn thing in there
Hound dog howlin', so forlorn
Laziest dog that ever was born
He's howlin' 'cause he's settin' on a thorn
An' jus' too tired to move over
The tin roof leaks, and the chim'ney leans
An' there's a hole in the seat of my ol' blue jeans
An' I've et the last of the pork an' beans
Jus can't depend on nothin'
Cow's gone dry, and the hens won't lay
Fish quit fightin' last Saturday
Troubles pilin' up day by day
An' now, I'm gettin' dandruff
Grief and misery, pains and woes
An' debts and taxes, and so it goes
An' I think I'm gettin' a cold in m' nose
Life gets tasteless, don't it?
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