So you don't know when you think what's next
And you look at your fucking closet
And you say "Ok, closet
Fucking closet, why the fuck not?"
So, closet
(Fucking closet, motherfucking closet)
So, closets are better when they're not so fucking full
I mean, it's nice to have clothes
But it sucks to have so much fucking shit in a closet
Shit that you're never gonna wear again
So much of that shit that you can't find
A fucking thing you would actually want to fucking wear
Am I right?
Of course I'm fucking right
(Fucking closet, motherfucking closet)
(Fucking closet, motherfucking closet)
So last week, I packed up a fuckload of shit
I mean two fucking big fucking bags of shit
Suits, ties, blazers
(Fucking closet, motherfucking closet)
A fuckload of fucking shirts
A fucking Homefull's bag and a fucking Ikea bag
One of those fucking big blue Ikea bags, both bags
(Fucking closet, motherfucking closet)
Stuff full, stuff full
Stuff full of old clothes
And I brought all that shit
Down to fucking Housing Works on fucking Crosby Street
(Housing Works, motherfucking Crosby Street)
And now, look at this fucking closet
(Fucking closet, motherfucking closet)
Look at this fucking closet
(Fucking closet, motherfucking closet)
Look at this motherfucking closet
(Motherfucking, motherfucking closet)
(Fucking closet, motherfucking closet)
(Fucking closet, motherfucking closet)
So I bought a pair of pants that I'm wearing right now
And one fucking shirt that I wore yesterday
And there's plenty of room for everything in this motherfucking closet now
This fucking closet can fucking breathe now
Fuck yes
Fuck yes
(Motherfucking closet)
An empty closet is a joy forever
Until it gets fucking full again
Fucking full again
Closet Lyrics performed by King Missile are property and copyright of the authors, artists and labels. You should note that Closet Lyrics performed by King Missile is only provided for educational purposes only and if you like the song you should buy the CD