Down a track inside a shack in old Ken-tuc-ky
Grandpa brews a knockout kicker
Guaranteed to make you quicker
At the things requiring speed
It's amazing how it makes you quicker, yes indeed
And when you try this magic potion
You'll begin to feel the motion
And they call it Grandpa's spells, naturally
That's why the mixture really sells
Jim Canning unmarried won Mary and went on a holiday
With a case of Grandpa's joy, mind it paved his future honeymoon - his baby boy
Old grandma in slippers loves having daytrippers
Most of all she loves to feel the tingle of dear old Grandpa's Spells
Tom Carson in passing in secret imbibed in the fizzling pop
Many faces looking red when the daughter of the mayor's got some rather frank
In old pants and braces dear Grandad loved races
Once he gave horse a little swig of hooch, left him at the tape
Still running somewhere
Grandpa brews a knockout kicker
Guaranteed to make you quicker
At the things requiring speed
It's amazing how it makes you quicker, yes indeed
But if you want a slower motion just inhale this magic potion
And you'll get old grandpa's spells, naturally
That's why the mixture really sells - everywhere
Cowboy - he loves to ride the ranger pony
Poet - it makes him learn to write a sonnet
Painters find it painted better
Loose or bunching in a sweater
Pulled his hair it's growing thicker
All because of Grandpa's liquor
Don Juan - it gives him such a lovely feeling
Ladies - they stock the bottles to the ceiling
Sixty greeting politicians, clock man, baker, butcher too
All under the spell of Grandpa
Lawyer - it carries off the courtroom battle
Rancher - there's never been more tipsy cattle
Sailors creep to box the pumpers
Daddy hasn't seen the wrappers
Grandma's into super sonic
On account of Grandpa's tonic
Get set - A pack a day for pocket money
Beehive - the really comfrey kind of honey
Barrellton the carriage man
Renegade and sheriff's too
All feeling Gramp's wonder spells
They call it Grandpa's Spells
That's why the mixture really sells
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